Saturday, January 17, 2009

Did we create a modern myth? Did we imagine half of it?

This week's person of the week is, naturally, Bo Jackson. Can you sense a theme?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1893021144722060873&ei=-DlxSZ6TG4OorwK9zpyyBQ&q=bo+jackson

10 minutes of Bo. My favorite highlights at: 1:00, 1:33, 2:57, 7:02

I will now list a number of facts, quotes about Bo Jackson, myths, and quotes I made up about Bo Jackson. Try to decide if they are true or false. Answers and anecdotes to follow.

  1. 1985 Heisman Trophy winner
  2. 1989 MLB All-Star Game MVP
  3. 1990 NFL Pro Bowl
  4. World-class sprinter coming out of high-school
  5. 5.4 yards per carry average in NFL career
  6. Only player in NFL history with two TD runs of over 90 yards
  7. Hit a HR in his first MLB at-bat receiving an artificial hip
  8. Ran the 40-yard dash in 4.12 seconds
  9. Threw a baseball from the warning track to home plate on a fly to throw out a runner
  10. Ran up a wall in the outfield instead of crashing into it, standing nearly parallel to the ground at one point
  11. Holds record for most rushing yards in a Monday Night Football game with 221
  12. Only person to hit the Superdome scoreboard with a football from the field
  13. Called up to MLB after just 53 minor league games
  14. Hit 3 HRs in first three at-bats of a MLB game at Yankee Stadium
  15. Once broke an aluminum bat over his thigh in college
  16. Once ran a 99-yard TD in which he actually traveled 300 yards
  17. Graduated from Auburn University in 1995
  18. Hit HRs in his first two swings at Kaufman Stadium after signing with the Royals in a batting practice, even though he had not swung a bat in months
  19. Broke his bat on his first professional HR
  20. Singled in first MLB at-bat on infield ground-ball to the 2B without drawing a throw
  21. First MLB HR traveled 475 feet
  22. In 1988, after failing to be granted a time-out and stepping out of the batter's box, walked back into the batter's box as a pictch was being delivered and hit a home run
  23. After a strikeout, was known for breaking his bat over his head
  24. Hit a 450 foot HR in batting practice left-handed
  25. One of two players to hit HR and steal a base in MLB All-Star game
  26. Bo Jackson swing a bat so hard, he actually broke it even though he missed the ball
  27. "Bo says he felt his hip come out of socket, so he popped it back in, but that's just impossible, no one's that strong." Oakland Raiders trainer, 1991, to George Brett
  28. "He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant"
  29. "Bo's just out there in water up to his waist. All of a sudden, he jumps up, does a backflip out of the water, and lands on his feet. I said to my girlfriend, 'Did you see that?' " ~Terry Brasseale, Bo's baseball coach at McAdory High School
  30. ''Without heroes, we're all plain people and don't know how far we can go.'' Bernard Malamud
  31. "Bo Jackson is incredible. Paul Bunyan does exist! Davey Crockett is alive!'' David Housel, the sports-information director at Auburn

Results:
  1. True, ran for 1786 yards for Auburn
  2. True, hit a HR, stole a base, and scored the game-winning run
  3. True, only athlete to be named to the All-Star games in two separate professional sports
  4. True, ran a 10.39 100m dash despite playing both baseball and football while attending Auburn
  5. True, would be a RB record if he had reached the minimum 750 career attempts. He ended his career with 515 attempts. Jim Brown hold the RB record with 5.22 yards per carry. QB Randall Cunningham averaged 7.7 yards per rush in his career.
  6. True, in only 38 games no less
  7. True, as a pinch-hitter for the Chicago White Sox. Did I mention he was the first (only) MLB player with an artificial hip?
  8. True, Bo was 6-1 and 220 pounds. "Oh man, nothing that big should move that fast," Royals former hitting coach John Mayberry
  9. True, ''And the throw was right on a line and he threw it flat-footed,'' Royals manager John Wathan said with a sigh
  10. True, he was 7-feet off the ground at one point
  11. True, 29 days after his first NFL carry
  12. Anectdotal, enough witnesses amongst writers and team staff and players to make probable. He threw it, in case you were curious.
  13. True, which is ridiculous. Scouts claim if he had stayed healthy and focused on baseball he would have been a Hall of Famer
  14. True, got injured in the field before his next at-bat. When he healed a month later, he hit a HR in his next at-bat. All were measured over 400 feet.
  15. False, he just told this to writers as a joke and they were not sure if he was joking or not.
  16. False, this was actually Tecmo Bo who did this sort of thing on a qarterly basis. As in, every quarter of a game. The 300 yards being goalline to goalline to goalline. Does not include sideline to sideline distances and various zig-zags.
  17. True, as a promise to his mother who died of cancer.
  18. True, hit the scoreboard both times. Negro League legend Buck O'Neil, who was one the many who witnessed this feat, said only three people had ever made that noise when hitting a baseball. Babe Ruth, Josh Gibson, and Bo Jackson.
  19. True, in a minor league game. Absurd power.
  20. Truish. I added the part about not drawing a throw, but the play is describd as saying Bo was past first by the time the ball was fielded. It was a routine ground ball.
  21. True, he hit it with a bat he had never used before. He had "borrowed" it from a teammate before the game.
  22. True, "Most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life," says Bob Schaeffer, Kansas City's first base coach at the time.
  23. False, he rarely used his head. He routinely used his thigh.
  24. True, just hopped over and took one swing
  25. True, the other is Willie Mays
  26. Anecdotal, uncofirmed. From a former coach. Coach is unnamed, so leaning to myth.
  27. True, and he did. Bo's hip was yanked out of its socket. His doctors told him if it were anyone else, his leg would have snapped like a dry twig -- the irony being that a broken leg would have healed within months. Even after surgery, the hip would never be the same and would eventually be replaced.
  28. False, a) this is about Bill Brasky, b) Bo went to Auburn and Bear Bryant is famous for coaching at Alabama, and c) Bo is married to his high-school sweethear
  29. True, this is just absurd
  30. Not about Bo, later used to talk about Jackson by a sportswriter. Actually an excerpt from "The Natural". Easily fits Bo.
  31. True.

Friday, January 16, 2009

I am cold, I am true. I believe in what I do

I have a quiz today at 8am. We received the following e-mail from our professor the night before:

Dear Students,

I'm from the northwest corner of Chicago and this extremely cold night reminds me to add a product called "heet" to my vehicles kept outdoors. It is a gas line anti-freeze that also absorbs water. It can be purchased at Wal-mart or K-mart or just about any gas station (about $2 or $3/bottle).

I will also run the cars for about 10 minutes or take a short drive around 10 PM and then again at midnight. I also will try to park them with the front facing either the east or south or some mix of the two.

I also encourage you to make some connections with friends who have their cars inside a garage and start early in the morning; to give yourself some time in case your car won't start.

I wish you well in your studies and look forward to seeing you in the morning! Keep Warm!

Sincerely, Dr. F


Needless to say, I absolutely CANNOT WAIT to walk/run to school tomorrow before 8AM to take a quiz. The high tomorrow is 15 degrees. It is currently 5 degrees outside. The number five is never good if it refers to the amendment you have to invoke in a trial in order to stay out of jail or if it relates to the temperature outside in Farenheit. Or Kelvin. Especially Kelvin, since you would be dead.

Well, the good news is this: My apartment sitting at 60 degrees will feel freaking toasty when I get back!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

"I want this one, this one and that one. Especially that black one." Throwback version of Bo Jackson.

For most of my life I spent a week every summer visiting Kansas City, Missouri. Technically, we spent most of our time in Lee's Summit, Missouri, but you get my drift. 

There are many wonderful memories from those visits. Playing "Hand and Foot" or "Skip-Bo" with my grandma. Digging through the boxes in the basement trying to find old toys. Driving a golf cart while my grandma taught me how to play golf. Kansas basketball camps. Basically, I loved Kansas City. I could even watch Seinfeld because it was on at 8!

The most fun I had, though, was going to Kansas City Royals games. We went to one game each summer. This was when they were still pretty good. We kept going while they sucked horribly but eventually our trips to Kansas City got less and less and the Royals games became a memory.

What I will never forget are three things. 1) How magical and gorgeous that stadium, with its fountains, seemed to a baseball obsessed boy. 2) My sister going to the bathroom and two minutes later George Brett unleashing a bomb into the fountains. 3) Bo Jackson.

Now, I was tiny when I saw Bo. 6 tops. One thing you will never forget is watching your hero strikeout ... how embaressing ... and then walk towards you (ok the dugout) and suddenly break a baseball bat over his thigh like it was a toothpick. So effortless. So powerful. So quick. I can't tell you much more about what went on back then, but I remember that clearly. 

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The sun is always in my eyes, it crashes through the windows and I'm sleeping on the couch

Blog readers lend me your ears. Today I shall rave about my couch. Like the girl who put out too early, it is not attractive and well used. Unlike that girl, I will touch my couch.

This couch is nearly legally allowed to drink in the United States and looks like it belongs ... well ... in a dumpster. To describe its color schemes would do a diservice to the terms plaid and pastel. It has rips in the cushions. Food and drink stains on so much area that you think the unstained areas are dirty and not the other way around.

Despite all of this, or maybe because of this, I sleep on my couch at least once a week if not more. Not because I was laying there watching tv (I don't get any channels) or I fell asleep reading (I don't do work at home). I literally take my pillow and my blanket and set up bed on my couch. Here is the kicker: my real bed is super comfortable.

I swear though, I need my couch sleep in order to cure mini-insomnia bouts. As a bonus I get out of couch quicker than I get out of bed, which makes mornings much better to handle. In fact, I slept there last night and this was a good morning. 

My pillow is still there. My blanket is still there. Hell ... I am going there right now. Night!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Check my coat in and I paid the dollar. Sidekick rings, "What's up? Holla!"

One thing that currently pissed me off to no end is my phone. First of all, I hate cell phones. Secondly, the screen doesn't work half the time. I usually just get a big black screen that will maybe work if I hit enough buttons. Usually I have to turn it off and on to get it to work. Sometime I have to do that five times.

Even when it is "working" it constantly flickers like it is about to go ninja on me. As if using my giant fingers on its tiny keypad to text someone was not difficult enough, now I get to guess if what I am typing is correct.

This is just a good way to say why I hate cell phones. And now my top 10 reasons to hate cell phones (in no real order):

10. Why is it a good idea for people to be able to expect to get in touch with me at any second of a day?
9. The language people use to text makes me feel like I am 80 years old.
8. Nothing like driving and phoning to make sure you are paying attention to the road and giving the person on the other end of the phone your attention.
7. People, we have had these things loud enough. They are good pieces of technology. You do not need to yell into your phone.
6. I really do not want to hear your conversation with "honey bear" while standing in line for lunch.
5. Your answering message was so long and annoying that I will never call you back.
4. Ever heard of going to see the person to talk to them instead of calling them while you do 100 other things?
3. Our population does not need a built in video camera in everyone's pockets.
2. Why do the free ones get better service than the ones with all the fancy gadgets?
1. Your sweet ringtone isn't so cute when it goes off in the middle of class now is it?


Sidenote on cell phones: My first cell phone that I got to put in my car in case I had an emergency and needed help did not have a clock. This fact allowed me to win $40 in bets with people who believed I simply was an idiot and did not know how to make my clock visible.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Come on trace the globe and shake your pants

Five (and change) more random things you may not know about me:

1) I did not know my grandfather's legal first name until this week. It is Javier (could be Xavier) and he went by an Americanized nickname of Harvey his entire life. My family knew this, but it was just never something to bring up. I think I only found out because I was asking something about his middle name. Regardless, having a grandfather named Javier is much cooler than Harvey.

2) I have a genetic disorder called Gilbert's syndrome/disease. It helped cause me to be jaundiced in high school. If I forget to inform a new doctor of this and they run blood tests they tend to flip out until they are informed. They seem to think I have hepatitis. I don't.

3) The longest I have gone without sleep is 37 hours, while the longest I have slept without budging is just over 17 hours. The longest I have slept without being awake more than a minute at any given time is between 21 and 22 hours.

4) I have never killed any organism other than some insects and spiders. I do my best not to do such things. I have killed bacteria as well, that is just a given. I have never fished. I have never hunted. I have never even seen a gun. I am not opposed to fishing or hunting, provided you use what you kill. I am opposed to killing spiders because they eliminate insects in your home. I kill most insects in my home because I want not an infestation, but try to leave them alone in nature.

5) I have spent more than one month continuously in 9 different cities.
  1. born and lived in Kansas
  2. lived in Dallas
  3. lived in Avon, CT
  4. lived in Louisville, KY
  5. lived in Raleigh, NC
  6. 5 weeks in Durban, South Africa
  7. 5 weeks in Salvador, Brasil
  8. lived in Claremont, CA
  9. 5 weeks in Lake Oswego, OR

I have moved (defined as moving a bedroom) 16 times. I moved bedrooms 9 times to get from start of college to back home after college. 9 moves in under 4 years.
  1. Born and lived in Kansas
  2. moved to Dallas
  3. moved to Avon, CT
  4. moved to apartment in Louisville
  5. moved to house 1 in Louisville
  6. moved to house 2 in Louisville
  7. moved to townhome in Louisville
  8. moved to dorm in Raleigh
  9. moved back to townhome in Louisville
  10. moved to apartment 1 in Raleigh
  11. moved to apartment 2 in Raleigh
  12. moved to townhome 1 in Raleigh
  13. moved back to townhome in Louisville
  14. moved to dorm in Claremont
  15. moved townhome 2 in Raleigh (technically moved home for like 3 weeks first, but I don't count that)
  16. moved back to townhome in Louisville
  17. moved to apartment in Louisville
Overall movement in life has been (more than month at a time)
  • Overland Park, Kansas -- born
  • Leawood, Kansas
  • Dallas, TX
  • Avon, CT
  • apartment in Louisville
  • house 1 in Louisville
  • house 2 in Louisville
  • townhome in Louisville
  • dorm in Raleigh
  • townhome in Louisville
  • dorm in Durban, SA -- 5 week trip
  • townhome in Louisville
  • apartment 1 in Raleigh
  • house in Salvador, Brasil
  • apartment 2 in Raleigh
  • townhome 1 in Raleigh
  • townhome in Louisville
  • dorm in Claremont, CA
  • townhome in Louisville -- 3 week rest stop
  • townhome 2 in Raleigh
  • townhome in Louisville
  • house in Lake Oswego, OR -- 5 week trip
  • townhome in Louisville
  • apartment in Louisville
The longest I have spent continuously at any given place is 8 years in home 2 in Louisville. I now get fidgety if I spend too much time in one city. This summer I am heading out to see the world.

Including family members as room/housemates, I have lived with 14 different people. I have only physically shared a room with one person in my life. I don't know how they survived. I am usually the messiest person in my group, but that was not the case once. It was horrible. It included killing a lot of those insects I mentioned earlier.