My top 10 pieces of advice:
10) You can't stop what you can't end - heard this because of Andrew WK and it makes sense. Don't worry about things you have no chance of affecting
9) If you got it, flaunt it - from numerous sources, but be proud of what you can do
8) Know Thyself - from the Temple at Delphi, fairly self explanatory
7) Be quick but don't hurry - John Wooden, to me it says that life is short so you want to do a lot of things, but you should savor each moment you are spending. Or you know, act fast but don't fuck up on the basketball court
6) Seize the Day - The Newsies, no one ever said this before this movie. Ever.
5) You don't ask a prostitute anything but how much... and even then ... you haggle - I have to take the blame/credit for this one. It is straight up what it says.
4) Don't stop 'til you get enough - Michael Jackson ... dude wrote Thriller.
3) If her Daddy's rich, take her out for a meal. If her Daddy's poor, just do what you feel. - Mungo Jerry ... truer words have never been spoken
2) All the lyrics to "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips - Because no one can change your life except for you
1) Never trust a big butt and a smile - Bell Biv Devoe, from the best song ever. Some things are all flash and false promises. Don't fall into that trap.
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There's a saying that goes "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Okay. How about "Nobody should throw stones." That's just crappy behavior. My policy is: "No stone throwing regardless of housing situation." Don't do it.
There is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it's "Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone." It's a little longer, but yeah.
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