Something Original

This is a little verse I thought of one day ... slightly inspired from listening to the song "Sound Check (Gravity)" by the Gorillaz:

I paint on my smiles like a depressed clown
Gravity is the only thing that has
Never let me
Down

This is an old away message I used to use:

The more I think about it, Clarissa never really explained anything, let alone "it all"

And this is a joke I submitted to and got "published" on College Humor:

My class is at 10:15 and it takes me thirty minutes to ready and to class. However, today I wanted to eat some breakfast so I set my alarm for 9:11. Too soon?