My lip gloss is poppin

QOW: "People are in a hurry to magnify themselves by imitating what is popular...and too lazy to think of anything better." - Thomas Merton

LOW: Google: Louisville, KY is the most obscene city in the U.S. Hell yeah?

GOW: Governor of Poker. Try to take over Texas city by city. Then secede?

POW: Behold... Chocolate Christ.
VOW: My favorite SC commercial ever? Probably...