Viva Las Vegas

I head to Vegas today for my first ever trip. I am planning on having the normal posts going on, so there is that.

Top 5 things I want to see in Vegas:

1. Dealer busting while I play blackjack (as much as possible)
   
2. Some 1980s celebrity who still thinks they are important
3. A hooker and her John being arrested while a pimp either subtly pimp walks away or screams at the cops
   
4. Someone puke green on St. Patty's Day
5. My bank account increased at the end of the trip

Top 5 things I do not want to see in Vegas

1. Pacman Jones making it rain
2. Myself on the strip at night ... alone
3. Dealer balckjacks
4. Mike Tyson or Kimbo Slice
   
5. Bookie or Casino head breaking kneecaps