What happens in Vegas...

Quick rundown of Vegas in quotes and memories:

• Walking up the down escalator to watch a fight
• "I think MC Escher designed our hotel"
• "Dang, I think Michael Jackson worked all day"
• $1 margaritas are horrible, worse than $1 warm sake
• Soy sauce + water is better than $1 sake
• Thicky thick girrrrrrrl
• "It looks like a stapler remover"
• "Why isn't the narcoleptic kid going to bed?"
• Hand holding
• Creed waiter: "how you cooking?"
• Creed waiter night 2: "You can pee in two urinals at once"
• "They're letting bald chicks in before us!"
• "I'm only here for the ratio"
• "No wonder they built (Hoover Dam) so fast, they used Dam Giants"
• "This DJ is Pure awful"
• "I know your style, surrender those drinks down here"
• "Denver has been uppity since the 1960s"
• 2 hours with Alex at the tables without a bet, but getting two drinks anyway
• "This is where you like it..."
• "That is some serious man love"
• "The real Eiffel Tower doesn't have a casino underneath it"
• Acrobats at the Circus Circus
• Pai Gow moron wants milk
• 3/3 roulette and run
• $300 bets = popping the pink chip cherry
• "Dude, where's the car?"
• "Stop getting shit on"
• "No no no I threw the purse across the casino ... then I spiked it. I can't even say it was legit with a straight face."
• "Bitch, he said papa"
• Cirque makes me feel less of a man, while at the same time very masculine
• "Enjoy that green underwear sir!"
• "I could eat like twenty crepes"
• "I hate ging" .... "Dude, you're gonna die"
• Bud Light Lime ... the official beer of St. Patty's Day
• "I wanna drink Christmas!"
• "You can't mix Christmas and St. Patrick's Day!"
• "You see that water coming out of the rocks? What's up with that?"
• "Family? Where is my family?"
• We forgot Nelly's lyrics...
• Catchphrase isn't the same without the actual game...
• "High five for no STDs!"
• "SELECTION SUNDAY!"
• Dealer: "That is a ... a shitty hand sir" Me: "Bob you have a remarkable way with words"
• "I am too sober to lose this much money .... BARTENDER!?!?"
• "Quit using your plane fire karma over there"
• "Bump that Fun O Meter"
• "Surrender ... what are you, French?"
• Dan the pit boss enjoy messing with people
• $1000 dollar swings
• Last night swings
• "Well that was dumb ..."
• "O'Shea's is a shitshow .... wanna check it out?"
• Drunken sleep at the Bellagio means we will mock you with pictures before alerting help
• "Which one are you going for?" "Her ... prospects are NOT good" (need the exact quote from Mak quote...)
• "My name has R's damnit"
• "How'd that taste" ... "Better than the sake"