Tuesday's Rave

Pass out the glow sticks and extacy it is rave time.

Sleep may be the greatest thing in the world. I don't even have a witty "next to ...." comment there. I once slept 20 hours straight, from 6pm on Christmas Eve until 2pm Christmas Day and it was the best Christmas I ever had. The best part was, I was not even sick. Just kept right on sleeping. I would wake up, roll over, go back to bed. I have never felt so amazing in my life.

Which brings me to my next point. I hate cats. Well, I love them. But those fuckers have the life don't they? They sleep all day, unless they are eating, playing, or biting you. They do what they want and never what they are told to do. Basically, they are the kings of the world. Granted they shit in a sandbox and have to lick themselves clean (and if they are pets more than likely they lose their reproductive rights ... thanks Bob Barker), but I think it is a fair trade.

Back to the topic on hand ... sleep. Think about it ... what is the worst part of sleep? Waking up. The worst part is ... not doing it anymore. It is like withdrawal or a hangover. Everything was great until it ended. Now I have a headache and I want to punch babies. The only cure is hydration. But I have come to find that may be the key to life. Hydration + sleep = sustained bliss.

So if you are reading this right now you should probably go do one thing, since I assume you must be massively bored or thought this was a pornographic website. (It is not.... yet. I may post my infamous shower webcam for only $5.95 a month again.) Go to sleep. Be it nap or for the evening. Bring a friend. I hear the spoon position is pretty sweet if you are the little.