You can't make this up

Today's rave is for Craig's List. Not necessarily because I have ever used it for its intended purposes (I haven't, though I hear it is pretty good), but because of the sheer level of comedy it can bring into your life. I really cannot describe these things to you in logical terms. If you came across these situations in a movie you would call bullshit. Do not believe me? Check out these gems from the "Best of Craiglist" section:

The Catbus:
One from Louisville... entitled So....

To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday

Space ship for sale:
To the guy I gave a skull to

And lastly, a personal favorite because it is amazing (that was a dumb sentence) ... It's me! Every girl ever.