Rudolph he didnt go for that, he said "I see through your silly games. How could you look me in the face when only yesterday you called me names?"

You want to know how delicious egg nog is? In high school, during Festivus, my mom refused to buy me milk. Instead, she only bought me egg nog. I was (am) ridiculously skinny and she wanted me to get extra calories.

So for dinner I would drink close to a half gallon of egg nog a night. From the day it was on sale until the expiration date of the last gallon left in the grocery. You would think I would be sick of it...

But I freaking love it still. That is how much I love egg nog. I need a gallon right now.