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Five good ways to annoy a dog:
5) Allow your dog to get this close to monkeys
4) Give them a poodle hair cut
3) Wax kitchen floor then yell "TREAT"
2) Move electric fence every couple days
1) Dress it up in human clothes or costumes

Five good ways to annoy a cat:
5) Pick up cat by scruff of neck
4) Take away cat nip
3) Put scotch tape on paws
2) Use tail as a paint brush
1) Exist