Raisins came from grapes, humans came from apes

Raisins maybe the worst food ever made. I can't stand the texture. I hate the taste. The smell make me nauseous. And whenever I look a them I think of the California Raisins. Then I think about Benny & Joon when they are talking about how evil the California Raisins are since they were spokesraisins for getting their own kind eaten. And then I want to destroy raisins.

It seems rather odd, seeing how I really like grapes and other dried fruits, such as apricots. But raisins can burn in hell. They can sit down there next to dried cranberries and dried raspberries, if they exists.

All I know is that there is a reason most things that shrivel up like that die in nature. Because it is unnatural. You shouldn't eat raisins. You should eat gapes. Or drink wine. Anything else but raisins.

In conclusion, raisins are an unnatural abomination to nature and should be destroyed.